Heroines 3 and The Tenant of Rookwood Hall

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I couldn’t make it to the Heroines festival this year, but right now the new Heroines Anthology is wending its way to me from the wonderful team at Neo Perennial Press. I can’t want to get my hands on it to read this latest crop of stories about amazing women.

The Heroines anthologies contain short fiction and poetry which retells or re-imagines stories about women from history and folklore, fairy tales and legend. They are mythology for the contemporary age. This anthology also presents the outcome of the inaugural Heroines Women’s Writing Prize. From over 350 entries the winner of the short fiction prize was Dasha Maiorova, and the winner of the poetry award was Isabella Luna. Congratulations to them both for reclaiming heroines of the past in a way which strongly resonates with women today.

I was thrilled to make the longlist of 24 authors and poets, because that secured my story’s place in the table of contents for this third anthology.

For the first anthology I wrote Bits and Bolts and Blood – a different kind of Little Red Riding Hood, because a wolf who was better versed in fairy mythology would have known to fear a red cap.

For the second, Melusine’s Daughter considered how that marvelous monster’s daughter would have fared against Heer Halewijn, the original Bluebeard.

This time, I wrote a story called The Tenant of Rookwood Hall. I had started out thinking about fairy ointment and Christina Rossetti’s Goblin Market (a different tale altogether) and then wandered off on a literary walking tour of the Fells.

And, yeah, I bumped into those Brontë sisters. I don’t think anyone has ever encapsulated my issues with Charlotte’s and Emily’s novels as well as Kate Beaton did, in her web comic Hark a Vagrant.

Poor Anne! She wrote one of the first feminist novels, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, which was incredibly popular – and shocking – when published, because of its depiction of alcoholism and vice. The sound of the heroine’s bedroom door being slammed against her husband “reverberated through Victorian society”. But, her sister Charlotte was critical of the book and refused to allow it to be republished after Anne’s death, describing it as “a mistake” and Anne as “gentle, retiring and inexperienced”.

Actually, Anne appears to have been the only Brontë with much of a spine and the ability to make a go of things without falling prey to sensibility, romanticism, laudanum, etc, etc. Anyway, back to the Fells…

The lonely wild places of the north of England are notoriously beset with fairies, giants, witches, and malevolent beasts. Charlotte Brontë’s eponymous heroine, Jane Eyre, is fleeing from something which may or may not be the fearsome Gytrash when she first encounters Mr Rochester, arguably a far more dangerous creature.

So, when I wrote of an independent young woman crossing the Fells, where the ruins of the fairy king’s rath can be found, it was inevitable that a Brontë influence would seep into my story. If you want to find out how Miss Grey manages when she has to deal with King Eveling and the Gytrash and three squirrel-tailed hedgehog fairy servants, you’ll just have to read The Tenant of Rookwood Hall.

You can purchase a copy of the Heroines Anthology (vol. 3) from Neo Perennial Press by following this link (and volume 1 and volume 2 as well – I mean, they’re right there…)

And take care when you’re out walking, my dears. You never know what you might encounter.

 

(The banner  image is cropped from a photograph of a Patterdale Terrier by Karin Laurila on Pixabay. I know the Patterdale is one of the Fell Terriers, but I’m pretty sure they’re not directly related to the Gytrash.)

Dude, where’s my deadline?

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The late, great Douglas Adams said he loved the whooshing sound deadlines make as they fly by.

I like the comforting terror of them looming towards me, growing until they blot out the sun, forcing me to do the work, do it now!!

So, it was a tad disconcerting to have two of my mid-April deadlines pushed back – one to mid-May and the other to the end of May. My reaction may be of limited interest amid all the other fascinating social hodgepodge and governmental jiggery-pokery that’s been going on for the last few weeks (which have felt oddly like a slow-burning eternity).

Nevertheless, I offer up my tale of two varieties of procrastination as solace to those also afflicted by the blight of diminishing motivation.

The first mid-month deadline was a critique of a novel for my writing crit group. It now goes hand-in-hand with my needing to complete a final edit of my own novel before I upload it for perusal by the group for June critting, but that deadline was always mid-May so let’s put it aside. I was racing into the last pre-crit week, devouring the set novel and enjoying it immensely. Then our deadline was pushed back for a month and I … stalled.

Stopped.

I haven’t opened the file in three weeks.

It’s ridiculous. I was enjoying it and suddenly… nothing. Part of my reason for writing this post is to try and overtly reboot my brain by reminding it that the new deadline is only two weeks away, hoping that the looming fear of diminishing time to finish the job will get me cracking again.

It’s not working… yet.

The other deadline, pushed back to the end of May, is to complete a short story for submission to the Heroines Anthology* (which this year also includes the Heroines Women’s Writing Prize). I had stories published in the first and the second anthologies, and I’m really excited to try and make it three for three.

All was going well and then the deadline was pushed back and suddenly… boom!

My story exploded, gaining more and more twists and turns, more layers of fairy tale references. It went wandering off across the Fells, chatting to Long Meg and King Eveling and hooking up with Jane Eyre and her Gytrash.

Now it’s become two separate short stories and I’ve had to take to them both with a machete because they’re like the blasted alien Red Weed, spreading across the countryside in a seemingly unstoppable tide.

What’s going on? On one hand I drop the bucket. On the other I go into manic bucket overdrive.

…and speaking of Fantasia’s sorcerer’s apprentice – which we totally were – and therefore our dire friend on Bald Mountain, did you realise that, as it is the last day of 2020’s endless April it is Walpurgisnacht? This is a traditional night for witches’ Sabbats on the tops of mountains everywhere, but not this year due to social distancing restrictions. It’s tough all round…

Er, what? You didn’t realise?

Of course you didn’t – you’ve lost track of time.

Days blur and bleed into each other. Weekdays and weekends are indistinguishable. You stay up late because there’s no reason to wake up early. You check your phone, blink, and the morning is gone.

Sorry, Einstein, time has become irrelevant to the observer.

We were warned, at the start of this social isolation malarkey to have a routine. I did. I do. I have lists of things that I need to accomplish by certain times. You’re probably thinking ‘so stick to the plan and get things finished early, doofus’. That’s rational. It just doesn’t work for me. My system is dependent on the motivation of deadlines. Once I am free of the shadow of its looming I’m all zen like a stripey-tailed lemur, basking in the sun.

I think I need to do more than reboot my brain. I need to reboot my year. So tonight I’ll draw up some fresh lists and set some fresh goals and I can treat the 1st of May as a new start – 2020b, perhaps? It can’t be worse than version a**.

 

* if you are a writer and a woman then follow the link to the Heroines Women’s Writing Prize and Anthology. Read the guidelines. You have until May 31 to submit your <3000 word story.

** no, Universe, that is not a bloody gauntlet. Cut it out. It’s not funny.

Heroines and monsters

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I love a good once upon a time and happy ever after, and best of all I love a reimagined fairy tale. But the gender roles in many fairy stories are depressingly predictable. The boys go on adventures and quests. The girls wait: for something to happen; something to change; for a knight in shining armour to ride up, slay the monster and save them.

Sometimes, the poor dears can’t even be bothered staying awake – those girls are so passive they’re asleep.

It’s more ho hum than fe fi fo fum.

illustration of Melusine - half-woman half-dragonI prefer stories where women get to do some questing, stomping and slaying of their own. 

The new Heroines Anthology from The NeoPerennial Press is full of such tales, including a short story I wrote about the daughter of the medieval monster countess, Melusine.

A quick refresher, in case you thought she was just the two-tailed logo on the Starbucks coffee cup (yes, but…). Melusine married the Count of Anjou on the clear understanding with her husband that she’d have one day a week to herself. Curiosity, thy name is Raymond! He broke his promise and spied on her in the bath, only to discover she was half-serpent. She was unimpressed by his betrayal, sprouted wings and flew out the window, denouncing him.

You go, girl!

I’ve loved Melusine ever since I read The Wandering Unicorn by Manuel Mujica Láinez, a couple of years after that novel was translated into English by Mary Fitton in 1985. So when I needed to reimagine a woman’s story from myth or history to submit to the anthology I thought of her and her children. Now, most accounts of Melusine say she bore ten monstrous sons for Raymond, Count of Anjou.

And I wondered… what if she had a daughter?

Louise Pieper at 2019 Heroines Festival, ThirroulThe other influence on Melusine’s Daughter was the medieval ballad, from the Dutch folk tale, of Heer Halewijn. This thoroughly repulsive, magically powerful bloke was the progenitor of Bluebeard and other horrible mass-murdering chaps in folk stories and songs. The unnamed heroine princess of The Song of Lord Halewijn is a delight. She rescues herself from a dangerous situation and doesn’t take any lip from her would-be killer. Or his mum.

You can check out one of the versions of the ballad and its translation here, if you like a bit of medieval sass.

If you’d like to read Melusine’s Daughter, you can purchase the Heroines Anthology: volume 2 from The NeoPerennial Press. She’s keeping company with Cassandra and Bast and Boudicea and many more intriguing imaginings of marvellous women, all of them written by intriguing and marvellous women writers. 

I enjoyed writing a character who comes to understand it takes more than scales to make a monster, and who embraces her monstrous heritage. Just as well – there’s only three weeks left for me to finish my short story to submit for the next CSFG anthology, Unnatural Order, which is all about telling the monsters’ side of things.

So, wish me luck as I polish up some more scales.

They’re what all the cool monsters are wearing this season.

 

 

 

Heroine chic

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I’ve been polishing my gauntlets and buffing my boots in preparation for the Heroines Festival and Heroines Anthology launch.

The fearless protagonists at Neo Perennial Press have teamed up with the South Coast Writers Centre, the Wollongong Book Festival and Culture Bank Wollongong to focus on speculative and historical storytelling and showcase women writing about women – strong and brave and smart and unstoppable.

How could I not want to be part of that?

The first festival is on Saturday 8 September, 12 to 5pm at Thirroul Neighbourhood Centre – all the details about the program and guests like Kate Forsyth, Catherine McKinnon, Claire Corbett and Pamela Hart are here.

Leading up to that, though, is the launch of Heroines: an anthology of short fiction and poetry. The anthology has been edited by Sarah Nicholson and Caitlin White and I am thrilled that it includes my short story Bits and Bolts and Blood.

The launch will take place at Philanthropy Tribe Book Café in Wollongong on Wednesday 5 September, 6 – 8pm. You can find out more about the launch, and about the seven writers who will be reading from their work in the anthology on the night, here and follow the link to book tickets for the free event.

Yes! I’ll be reading from my short story at the launch.

So, what’s the story?

The anthology called for reimagined myths, fairy tales and legends. Bits and Bolts and Blood takes a few of my favourite things – the Grimm’s Little Redcap tale, Tarot cards and fairy changelings – and mixes them together to make something new.

I’m really looking forward to seeing the anthology and discovering what stories all the contributors have chosen to tell.

If you’re in or around the ‘Gong on the 5th of September, come to the launch! It should be fun and fabulous. Even if you’re not, I’ll put details of how you can get your hands on a copy of the anthology, as soon as possible right now (only $19.99).